Lets take a Leia break for a moment to admire some other worthy space-faring ladies. With her calm smile and the quiet disdain of her flared nostrils,  Counselor Troi’s black Betazoid eyes see all our secret shames.  Watch out for her, she’s like the Patriot Act for your mind. 

Taking steps to ‘green’ her lifestyle, Leia has reused her dirty old hair and fashioned it into a lovely tunic.  

Leia finally shares the page with the her long-lost, retarded half sister Sleia; spawned from a passionate one night stand between Jabba the Hutt and Padme Amidala. Sleia’s determination to avenge the death of her beloved father is matched only by her grotesque physical deformities and total dependence on a state licensed caregiver for her everyday needs.  This has made Skywalker family gatherings even more awkward than usual. 

It’s more Leia/My Fair Lady crossover action as the Princess dresses up for the royal ball with Professor Higgins.  She could’ve ‘DAAANCED ALLL NIIGGGHHT’ (if she had feet instead of fins)

After studying the Jedi Mind Trick in night school for a couple years, Leia decided to leverage her newfound skills into a more lucrative position as the newest member of the X-Men.  Clearly, the long hours and unflattering, harsh comic book lighting are taking a toll on her face.

Every budding artist knows practice makes perfect.  Here, I practiced drawing Leia in a myriad of ways:  Old Leia, Young Leia; and eventually the slow, painful transformation into Chipmunk Leia.

I bet your “rebellion” would like to attack these “Death Stars”

Here, “Jedi” Leia is struggling to keep her tiny frame balanced and upright under the weight of her enormous, sagging, lop-sided breasts.  They didn’t have breast reduction surgery a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. 

It’s Edwardian Leia!  Inspired by Eliza Doolittle.  ’ello, gov’na!

After a while, I just started drawing Princess Leia in historical costume.  Here is my take on the “Elizabethan” era.  I’m pretty sure they had teased bangs back then. 

Even as a child I seemed to pick up on Leia’s existential pain and suffering, only barely hinted at in the original triology.  Her expressions often range from subdued melancholy to melodramatic anguish.  

Here, she seems to be leading a naked version of herself around by gunpoint.

I know slave Leia is sexy, but before you blow your star wad all over her, why don’t you buy her a sandwich first.  She’s clearly getting dizzy and starting to lose control of her motor functions. 

More from the ‘Dying Princess Leia’ series coming soon.

This is from a series of drawings that have a vaguely hallucinogenic look to them.  Just say no, Leia. 

Here Leia is looking visibly annoyed that a pesky 3 foot long wisp of hair somehow escaped from her bun.  Lucky for her, people are too busy looking at her enormous rack to notice.